They are Mari and Kim. Sometimes they are disgustingly happy, other times they are just plain old dumb. But they are both looking very much forward to me, which is all that matters really.
My alphas want to do all sorts of things with me. Alpha male wants me to pull heavy stuff when I grow up and I will get fancy titles behind my name. Alpha female wants me to learn complicated tricks like how to heel and look at her all intense like, run through silly obsticles really fast, and sniff tracks in the forest. They both want to take me on lots of walkies. Sometimes they are real lazy though, which is where the couch comes in handy.
I am also owned by Charlie, the grumpy amstaff. We don’t know what he wants to do with me yet, but I’ve been told I should definitely stay clear of his food.
